flirtytwink:

I’m not like most girls; I’m prettier

Posted 1 day ago with 115,071 notes via succeeding / ©

oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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hadeiadel:

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

hadeiadel:

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

doctorsilencewillfall:

twentyonee-pilots:

do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

this is so god damn important

Posted 1 day ago with 191,805 notes via momo137 / ©

theblackship:

thighrabanks:

obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:

ginganinjaswagger:

coryy:

coryy:

No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?

Just me January?

Forever alone February?

No man march?

I just had to reblog this again.

abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up june
 

just my hand july

always alone august

sexless september

only me october?

legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

Posted 1 day ago with 386,057 notes via encourage / ©
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crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

littletinyboy:

ah yes, a healthy relationship… my ultimate fetish……

Posted 1 day ago with 276 notes via lesbianartgurl / ©

pizzaforpresident:

orange-is-orange:

rrobbedd:

omg this did not actually happen

:o

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

Starbucks Caramel Frappuccino